lordkat:

lordkat:

can i have a fork

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do you have a metal one

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i planned this for days guys why wont you love me

consultingangel-of-the-timelord:

#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

(Source: mccoyly)

dggeoff:

are you ever about to google something that just brings you physical shame so you type as little of it as you can and hope google autofills it

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

(Source: asscrab)