DON’T flirt with a girl, DON’T kiss a girl, DON’T have sex with a girl if you DON’T love her. DON’T make a girl think you have feelings for her when you really don’t. If you do not actually love her, don’t make her believe you do. ESPECIALLY if you already know that she DOES have real feelings for you. Because that is just cruel. And if you do I will cut your dick off and shove it down your throat.
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down